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Podcast: The SCP Foundation Database
Episode: SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA
Description: This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Aeon, Jackson Razor, Melvin shermen, and Miettispaghetti. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.
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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...
SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008
License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/
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The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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Sound Credits
"Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org
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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
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