Want to create an interactive transcript for this episode?
Podcast: Campfire Classics Podcast
Episode: Bad Touch
Description: Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!
This week, your hosts have lost their minds and decided for some reason to subject us all to a long ass edition of Clown Corner. So, you'll have to forgive me for wanting to get out of this as quickly as possible.
This one comes with several warning:
Clowns aren't funny.
ClownDog is coming to get you. Woof woof stab, bitches.
Clowns are your overlords, now.
Oh, and Heather picked a story for Ken called "The Happy Clown". Has there ever been a t...