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Podcast: Wonka Watch: An Unimportant, Unofficial Podcast
Episode: EMERGENCY CURSE REMOVAL: Needed by 12/18, 7 p.m. EST
Description: Hello, Wonka Scholars. This is Elaine. Sorry we missed our episode this week, but as you can probably hear, something horrible has happened: I have been cursed and turned into an old British man. It’s awful. I only want to grunt in response to emotional conversations with my loved ones. I desire bland foods. I’m thinking about writing a novel about small children getting punished for liking shitty movies. I keep saying “bloody” when it is unnecessary. I digress. The only way to free me from my British hex is to gather all of you...