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Podcast: The Dollar Vigilante
Episode: ALERT: New Coronavirus Mutation as It Attains Its Final Form… Communism
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The first rule of Christmas?
There is no Christmas!
Second rule of Christmas
Lucy stares death in the eye of a cutie-mundi – also known as a Mexican Raccoon… dum dum dum. Then the clawed, sharp-toothed beast skulks away in fear because the little gal stood up fearlessly, protecting her turf.
Third rule of Christmas
If you still think Christmas is cancelled because of a virus, I will leave you to your socialism-distancing in the name of SAVING LIVES.
Fourth rule of Christmas
There will be no C...