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Podcast: Campfire Classics Podcast
Episode: Orange is the New Bloodletting
Description: Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!
This episode is just a D.A.R.E. ad.
Or possibly a McDonald's ad.
Either way, your hosts have sold out and are clearly suckling on the corporate teat.Â
Listen, you'll get it. Ken chose this week's story, which panders to some pretty base ideologies. It was written by T.S. Arthur, and Heather reads it well, but only after we've been subjected to even some barely concealed marketing.
The themes this week are...confusing.
Don't have fun.
Sob...