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Podcast: Deliver Us Some Evil
Episode: Cryptids: Bat Boy Loves America
Description: Eli and Mel, while exploring the Allegheny Mountains, discover a strange-looking boy trying to steal Mel's Play Girl. Instead of beating the abomination against a rock until it turns into a sack of Jello, Eli decides to interview the creature known as Bat Boy. As they sit around the fire, the monstrous boy tells the hosts of D.U.S.E. all about his secret life: all the women he's seduced, the cars he's stolen, and every time he proved Lays wrong by having just one. Bat Boy reveals that Eli and Mel are destined to travel the world...