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Podcast: The Monster Smash
Episode: Episode 7: The Captive Merman’s Promise
Description: On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Captive Merman’s Promise by Zoey Castile. They talk Claire’s merman infatuation, asshole cousins, vaginal pearls, tongue shaped vibrators, underwater cum rags, instalove done right, bisexual kings, contraceptive tea, levels of horniness, choking, spanking, shitting pearls, cheating fiancée’s, magical holes, and more! Get ready to swoon Wolf-babies, we loved this one!
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