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Podcast: The Monster Smash
Episode: Episode 12: Tentacles & Triathlons
Description: On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Tentacles & Triathlons by Ashley Bennett. They talk perfect sexual energy, subtle messaging, funny dedications, preface, horrible fathers, the woods are scary, fucking with a child, pedo-monsters, frat boy monsters, scuttling, your sister’s vagina, milfs, furries, no touchy, take-out frequency, geniuses, a plea to HelloFresh, tentacle-daddy, great communication, 50 shades, tentacle porn, gym showers, voyeurism, the anatomy of giant chickens, how do squids poop?, wolf-mommy, double tongues, parental reactions to this podcast, switching teams, choking, it’s always the tentacles, starfish, faking orgasms, angry kissing, monster fucker...