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Podcast: Shitty Song of the Week
Episode: Alestorm vs Korn
Description: This week things get heated as the guys go through douche rock, gimmick metal, retarded nu metal. Whatever you want to call it you're not wrong. All this to answer the question "Why the fuck do people think pirates are cool?" Can hardy har har's and a swashbuckling dipshit beat a guy trying to be edgy talking about pedophilia while also being a victim and bitch? You get to decide between: Alestorm: Tortuga vs Korn: Trash