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Podcast: The Monster Smash
Episode: Episode 13: Cookies for My Orc Neighbor
Description: On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Cookies for My Orc Neighbor by Michele Mills. They talk orcs taking their brides in the dark of winter, robotic writing, Maine, Valentine’s Day is boring, winter sucks, petty complaints, snow storms, writing to serial killers, stalking isn’t cute, stop demonizing big boobs, social media quirkiness, leave pretty people alone, info dumping, BBQ’s in January, gross old ladies, raw dick, HEA’s with babies, that’s not how human’s talk, verbal diarrhea, what color is pepper, Claire gets aggressive, “male standards”, leave takeout alon...