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Podcast: Here's A Guy
Episode: Episode 86: Grand Theft Oyster
Description: The good news: it's nice enough out that I can sit on my porch as I write this. The bad news: this means I'm being reminded of what my yard looks like. It's a perfect storm of a bad yard-mowing situation. Last week it was oppressively hot, so hot that it you want to avoid yardwork for health purposes as much as being lazy. Then, immediately, it started raining a shitload. So now, not only will it not get dry enough to mow, but the grass is tall. What a crock of shit. I'm out here and I can...