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Podcast: Steve and Jason Are Having a Real Fun Time
Episode: Get Off The Doc, Ya Creeps
Description: The lack of impulse control demonstrated by Jason's daughter has him wondering if he can take advantage of one of those "drop off your kid if you can't handle them yourself" boxes. She also refuses to use a more efficient method of communicating with a small set of friends that Google Docs, which is the greater sin in Steve's eyes. Meanwhile, his daughter hoards food, possibly to feed them through the harsh winter to come?