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Podcast: The Monster Smash
Episode: Episode 22: Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden
Description: On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden by Cia Petrichor. Along with special guests Rob and Josh, they talk big time guests, Christmas in August, we traumatized our partners, Narnia porn, Christmas parties, Pan’s Labyrinth, creepy creeps, Draco Malfoy, no Scottish accents, Community, Ratagast, UK politics, goatman orgies, magic gardens, bored jerking off, magical healing cum, jizz dosing, sperm face masks, sacred heat, the men don’t understand red flags, insta-love, does healing cum fix wrinkles, faun birthing, jellyfish stings, warm chai, lucrative jizz, drool vs cum...