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Podcast: Unstable Topics
Episode: 68: We're Dynamo!
Description: The Houston Dynamo! Is the lamest mascot in the history of mascots, and that’s not even the most surprising fact in this episode!
Nothing is more unstable than mascots that are neither a noun nor a realistic character that could play the sport they cheer on.Â
Plus, some serious facts about America, death, and white men, with spicy hot advice from everyone’s favorite, Ms. Patricia.
Timestamps for Funsies: Hey Bestie 1:47 | The Houston Dynamo is the lamest sports teamFact 1 8:38 | The Fourth of July: America’s DEATH day?!Game 13:33 | Ms. PatriciaFact 2 17:03 | White Men Can’t J...