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Podcast: Doom Generation
Episode: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990): "Don't you just love happy endings?"
Description: We've got a classic anthology for y'all, starting with a kindly woman (Debbie Harry) who is keeping a small boy named Timmy (Matthew Lawrence) captive in order to cook and eat him. Timmy buys himself some time by telling the story of Lot 249 (Steve Buscemi, Christian Slater, Julianne Moore & Robert Sedgwick), Cat From Hell (William Hickey, David Johansen, Mark Margolis, Alice Drummond & Dolores Sutton) and finally Lover's Vow (James Remar, Rae Dawn Chong, Richard Kline). Will he manage to escape into a happy ending? Special appearance by Liana to celebrate Tessa's birthday with Tales from the Darkside: The Movie, t...