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Podcast: On Tap Podcast
Episode: Elves and OnlyFans: A Modern Christmas Tale 🍻 On Tap #162
Description: Send us a textWalmart is set up for Christmas and so are we. Have you ever wondered how many elves Santa employs at the North Pole? Or perhaps you’re curious about the extent of military power they boast? This episode sends us on a quest, exploring everything from the mystical lives of Santa’s elves to the controversial world of OnlyFans. 00:00 Christmas Celebrations and P**** Size Comparisons09:07 How many Elves are at the north pole even? 14:00 What kind of damage could an elf army do?18:59 OnlyFans and Personal Boundaries31:26 Contro...