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Episode: A Dick Measuring Contest - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF34
Description: [2+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. http://podawful.pizza] EPISODE 34: Dark Future. RULE 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Unfortunately, the Goons exist. I was watching old ROTC clips when I was reminded of that time Royce said, "And there it is, there's the dick measuring contest!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "Great idea!" It's Short-Armed Rapper, WILD MAN CHRIS vs. The Legend And Hero JARETH TIMOTHY TAYLOR. Who stacks up? Who's member is part of the Big Boyz Club? Which would Royce choose? PLUS: Wild Man Chris gets pornbombed twice...