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Podcast: Esoterica Cinema
Episode: Tom's Cruise Lines* (*Comedy Sketch - Tom's Cruise Lines has no affiliation with the actor Tom Cruise, who may or may not operate a cruise line)
Description: Every episode of Esoterica Cinema features a comedy sketch in the form of a fake commercial (or sketchy-sketch!) during one of our breaks. We put a lot of work into them, and since everyone seems to agree they're a lot of fun, we figured we'd share them with you separately during our off weeks.***Episode 16 features this sketch, "Tom's Cruise Lines" inspired by Born on the Fourth of July. In case you didn't listen to the episode, or if you'd just like to see what the comedy aspect of our show is all about, give...