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Podcast: Me, Myself, and I.
Episode: IRONY.
Description: JIMMY FALLON THE COSMIC AVENGER has been kidnapped—
He's like 50 years old.
He's been dad-napped.
—by the MOB.
The MOB?!
He's into some dark shit.
Wait, he is?!
In this series.
He has been tied to a chair, which sits under a single spotlight in a crabby, dark room in NEW JERSEY.
Ew, New Jersey.
JIMMY THE MOBSTER
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