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Podcast: The Upshot
Episode: Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special
Description: These days, the Premier League is filled with sinister billionaires and Gucci-clad stars doing Tik Tok dances with Salt Bae.But up in Scotland, football is how it should be.They kidnap their teammates, scrap with tea ladies and catch hypothermia on post-match benders.From knocking out fishermen to smuggling coke, welcome to the wild world of Scottish football…Duncan Ferguson symphonic orchestra song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpsooG5Ef-sAnti Niemi TalkSport caller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvreCDC61Zw...