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Podcast: Worthless Clowns
Episode: MY VIRGINITY IS PRISTINE LIKE A LAKE
Description: Brittany learns to drink again and Ali realizes the opposite of a cat is a nuke. Brittany dumps her middle school bad-boy boyfriend after he gives her a gift that is too thoughtful. A ghost haunts Ali for hooking up in every cemetery in her home town. A listener goes to the wrong family party, stays to finish her chicken after finding out, and upsets her boyfriend’s parents. Memories of spelling bee kids, Valentines day, and big loogies.
For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil
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