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Podcast: EXIT INTERVIEW
Episode: LUMIERE BLAIRE and the ANIMAL FARM (ft. Hanna Allerton)
Description: (2001 - 2029) Lumiere Blaire, the glowing-with-optimism life coach who became prez last week, died outside the White House this morning. She will be remembered as someone who chased her dreams, as someone who left behind a reasonable profession, as someone who became a guru for all of earth’s creatures - regardless of the noises they made. Her funeral has been delayed, but President Chet will be reading aloud an oral history of her life this Tuesday at sunrise by the rechargeable scooter stations on Pennsylvania Avenue.
This episode is sponsored by: LUMIERE BLAIRE SPENDS MONEY ON STUFF
ft. HANNA ALLERTON...