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Podcast: EXIT INTERVIEW
Episode: THE NIGHTHORSES of the KISHKA RANCH (ft. Alon Elian)
Description: (1973 - 2019) Jealousy did this one in. Lust. Greed. A humble obituary writer like myself would have fallen for it, too. Ebenezer Xanderstein was found dead last night next alongside American movie star Jonah Hill, leaving his wife and daughter to fend for themselves in the oddly affluent town of Long Island. Xanderstein, a well-known rabbi, will be remembered for his tear jerkin’ sermons, for his reading of the WhitePages, and for his inability to make any kind of substantial living during his lifetime. Funeral procession will begin at Kishka Hut in the dead of night, with an erratic helicopter flyover an...