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Podcast: EXIT INTERVIEW
Episode: THE PRUSSIAN EMPIRE of VERMONT (ft. Greg Fitzgerald)
Description: (1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son, and the greater community of Danville VT. Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed du...