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Podcast: EXIT INTERVIEW
Episode: DEREK DARQUILIN: GATHERING of the GHOSTS (ft. Chris Quazzo)
Description: (1995 - 2021) Derek Darquilin, descendant of the ancient feudal family of Darquilin, died last night surrounded by both a militia of angry neighbors and his family of living and non-living relatives. Although the family currently sells banana-shaped corn and raises a stable of ancient meat-filled horses, the Darquilins were at one time known for their ongoing feud with their English rivals, the family Snatchoreikers (s-n-a-t-c-h-o-r-e-i-k-e-r-s), famous for their amateur squabble in 1383 AD at the Battle of Blood River. Derek, however, possessed none of the wartime qualities of his ancestors. He will be remembered for very little, besides forgetting his sisters name...