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Podcast: Worthless Clowns
Episode: HOW TO SECRETLY BAPTIZE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
Description: A man dies in an explosion and leaves Aliβs family with a cursed pack of cigarettes. Two-year old Brittany gets accused of being a manipulative, toxic, scheming b****. A woman offends her wedding guests by seating them according to Harry Potter houses. A punk hates his father for mistaking a lizard for a salamander. Memories of Coke for men, slappy sticky hands, and dads saying βYouTubeβ.Β
For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil
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