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Podcast: Me, Myself, and I.
Episode: What’s Your Emergency?
Description: Chill out.
I'm not having a nervous breakdown.
I'm out of vitamins
And might be suffering from lamentation—
I'm not spending any money
And my whole life is backed up
I like, really need a hug
But all these broke dirty brown dudes
Remind me of my ex, so
No.
No thank you.
It's not a color, it's an energy.
You can be white and be brown—
—you ca...