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Podcast: Me, Myself, and I.
Episode: pill popper.
Description: Damn. I really want to know if Dillon Francis has offspring yet.
NO! Don't touch it!
…it's—just a baby.
You don't know! He could be dangerous!
It's a baby!
It's a multidimentional extraterrestrial mystic
—baby—
—baby! Exactly! Don't make me list the reason why and how this child should not be TOUCHED or tampered with.
[the tiny Dillon Francis begins to cry]
*gasp* ...