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Podcast: The Dollar Vigilante
Episode: Acapulco Rocked By Weather Weapon AGAIN, Days of Darkness and What’s Next With Kill Gates
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Ah, The Simpsons. Those little crystal-gazing yellow prophets with the screechy voices and funky hair.
In Springfield, they ate dogs long before Trump said so.
Lisa was inaugurated in a purple suit and pearls before Kum-a-la took the throne.
Crusty-toe pedophiles took off before Epstein’s plane.
And, remember that one time on The Simpsons when Mr. Burns put up a shield to block the sun?
The “Sun Blocker” was created to blot out the sun outside, to ensure Burns' electricity was sold in a monopoly, covering Springfield in perpetual darkness otherwise. And, really, he was only doing what...