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Podcast: The Dollar Vigilante
Episode: All Aboard Air Fraudci: A Lie As American As Apple Pie
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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. I’m not a real captain, with training or anything, but that doesn’t matter. Just trust me.
First, I'd like to welcome everyone on the Midnight Meat Plane…err…Express. We are currently cruising at an altitude of 33,000 feet at an airspeed of 666 miles per hour. The time is 1:25 pm. The weather looks good, despite climate change, and with the tailwind on our side we are expecting to land in Zombieland approximately fifteen minutes ahead of schedule. The weather there is clear and sunny, but a dose of...