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Podcast: The Vergecast
Episode: Surface Go, Apple earnings, and HipChat memories
Description: In the thrilling conclusion to our three part epic miniseries, "Apple doesn't make the laptops we want," Nilay, Paul, and Dieter discuss how nothing really even matters because Apple is a phone company worth $1 trillion.
Samsung, Amazon, and Tesla earnings are also discussed, along with Farhad Manjoo's "Frightful Five" thesis.
Then, in "The Bezel Wars," our hosts discuss the Surface Go, iPad rumors, and the Windows 10 S life Dieter has been living.
Paul's weekly segment about "Wireless Vapes" is as poignant as ever.
Ultimately, the final question is something like, "How many notches can you fit on the blockchain?"
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