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Podcast: True Crimes Against Wine
Episode: CASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix)
Description: DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!!
EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR
SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe
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*DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised.
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Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join u...