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Podcast: Topic Lords
Episode: 273. Why Isn't Dracula Good at Anything?
Description: Lords:
Esper
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RT-55J
https://rt-55j.itch.io/
Topics:
Memes where the specific instance of joke customization is frontloaded, while the punchline remains the same every time.
Making ZZT games in 2024
https://stale-meme.itch.io/the-king-in-yellow-borders
It's 2024 and still nobody has ported Mario 64 to the Commodore 64
https://abbydenton.itch.io/the-blade-of-cutiepants-a-very-cutie-christmas
What I Would Tell Eve by Maegen McAuliffe O’Leary
https://www.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/1ez31sh/poem_what_i_would_tell_eve_by_maegen_mcauliffe/
"A vampire with a cheque-book, a solicitor, and a balance at the bank is...