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Episode: Who Booked This S**t!?!?
Description: -Why I haven’t done a show ...
—How I got a duck/pigeon pen
—“I don’t give a f**k about that squirrel ...”
—Some bad pet owners across the street
—“Couple motherf**ers looking underweight and crazy looking ...”
—“I only give a f**k about the cats ...”
-Recapping race season
—Spartan Trifecta
—Tough Mudder
—“Funky Monkey: The Revolution”
—“I guess ‘shimmy’ is the right word ...”
—“This big fat motherfu**er is doing a zip line ...”
-Tattoo season
—“F**k that Alex Colon memory”
-Kiki Challenge
—“MFers acting like Kiki is the first woman that made ‘em want to jump out of a moving car”
—“Joe ... the microphone’s already on”
-T...