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Podcast: Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social
Episode: Episode 1187: At Least We're Not Priests
Description: Matt is a parental failure but makes up for it with lots of candy; Jacob says "Woah!" and takes a tap to the testes; and Paul is occasionally visible. We learn that School Day is a tough room to play, offer takeaways and spoilers for Beast Games, and sum up Jerry Springer's cultural foresight.