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Podcast: theTimeVault
Episode: 060 Doctor Who (The Time Warrior)
Description: When the love child of E.T. and Mr Potato Head falls from the sky in a giant zorb, he’s befriended by an ironmonger with a syllable deficiency who hides him in a barn and demands payment in the form of old men’s used pajamas. When the hairy poo steals them from the future, the Doctor follows him back to merrye olde englande but gets sidetracked when he’s invited to a party by Robin Hood’s gay cousin; he tries to cheer up a confused suffragette by dressing as a priest and making stink bombs while a dotty ol...