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Podcast: theTimeVault
Episode: R10 Doctor Who (The Dalek Invasion Of Earth)
Description: In the rather annoying event of an alien invasion, it wouldn't hurt to follow these instructions.
1. Twist your ankle
2. Get captured
3. Run through London with a sour faced woman holding a chair
4. Squelch through the sewers taking great care to squash the Terrifyingly Tiny Alligator
5. Defuse a polystyrene bomb
6. Tear your jacket
7. Hide in a hanging-basket while a man in a bag falls of a cliff
8. Stop any explosive devices by balancing them on a stick
Congratulations, you have just stopped an alien invasion.
Wasn't difficult, was it?