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Podcast: theTimeVault
Episode: 084 Doctor Who (The Talons Of Weng-Chiang)
Description: A slavering, gangrenous vampire with a penchant for women’s dresses, fancy hats and dead leprechauns, lives in the sewers of Victorian London with his best friend, a chinese midget who likes to hide inside people’s pants.
Now, if that’s not enough to get you contemptible slatterns interested, we’ll ask you this…
What makes horses sick, has the brain of a pig, the eyes of a dragon, the teeth of a rat, the hair of a ram, muscles like a horse, the dull wit of oxen and the tongue of a black scorpion?
We don’t know either but y...