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Podcast: theTimeVault
Episode: 095 Hammer (The Satanic Rites Of Dracula)
Description: Dracula’s an idiot.
We all know that he’s desperate for some eternal rumpy pumpy (let’s be honest, who isn’t?) and yes, he’s been resourceful enough to have found a mail order company that delivers brides by the crate-load, but that’s where his smarts end.
He lives in a remote country house surrounded by a fence made of wooden stakes!
His garden is full of vampire-lethal hawthorn bushes!
His house is protected by a CCTV system that can’t see him!
He has a sprinkler system, which is the same as deadly running water (and doesn’t stop h...