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Podcast: theTimeVault
Episode: RD5 Red Dwarf V Commentary (Holoship - Back to Reality)
Description: Now, don’t get tetchy but there’s still a few things you need to do first. Are you wearing a red and white gingham dress with army boots? Have you eaten an edible Pot Noodle? Have you given pleasure to the World for having a great arse? Good, did you get a couple of handmaidens to ritualistically oil your nipples? Okay, well, as you’ve only achieved exactly four percent of the list, you may now step into the elevator, shout ‘Geronimo’ and push the button for Sexual Recreation. Just remember your manners.
Because if you don’t, Mr Flibble will...