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Podcast: Melrose Place Cast
Episode: 2.09 Married to It
Description: The Sydney Bomb has exploded all over Melrose Place. Â Jane, Michael, Amanda, even Jake are all caught up in the flash bangery of it all. Â Come enjoy the epic story of Melrose Place "Married to It" and explore classic philosophical lines including:
- "Are you crazy? Â What exactly do you think you mean to me?"
- "You don't have to go around introducing yourself as my wife."
- "I just came by to ask if you could keep your slut sister out of my life."
- "Something stinks in here alright, but...