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Episode: I FLOODED MY HOUSE WITH ESPRESSO r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
Description: r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kidsβ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think Iβm either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkinβ Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent...