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Podcast: Instant Trivia
Episode: Episode 991 - Jokers are wild - J.j. abrams, busy man - Jeopardy! drinking games - 3 for the show - Headgear
Description: Welcome to the Instant Trivia podcast episode 991, where we ask the best trivia on the Internet.
Round 1. Category: Jokers Are Wild
1: This late funnyman, ever in search of respect: "I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette".
(Rodney) Dangerfield.
2: By George, this standup comic said, "As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is".
George Carlin.
3: Jack Handey: "Blow ye winds, like" this Miles Davis instrument "blows, but without that noise".
a trumpet.
4: For "Blazing Saddles", this legendary black standup wrote the classic line "Mongo only pawn in game of...