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Podcast: #TRISTA4SHERIFF + Prez! POLITICSAF!π₯HOT ON TRAIL OFπ©π€‘ GOIN2FNJAIL!π#art #music #CoMeDy #HERstory
Episode: MSNBC HIGHLIGHTS THE BEAT W/ARI MELBER!
Description: DOWN WITH THE ORANGE MENACE! π« π© π€‘TRISTA4SHERIFF π π΅ π TRISTA4PREZ π & NOW I'M RUNNING AGAINST LAURA CONOVER FOR PIMA COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
I'M FILING TO BE OFFICIAL CANDIDATE FOR THESE POSITIONS!
SO TUCSON, WRITE ME IN βTRISTAβ IF YOU WANT TO FIRE HALF THE POLICE FORCE AND REPLACE THEM WITH WOMEN SOCIAL WORKERS!
WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE
& #DEFUND THE POLICE!
PUT A QUARTER OF EM OUT TO PASTURE, THEN GET RID OF ALL THE DEADWEIGHT DESKJOCKEYS, LIKE OFFICER MANUEL VON SATAN, WHO TACKLED TO THE GROUND A QUADRIPLEGIC 14-YEAR-OLD REMEMBER THAT?
SATAN IS LITERALLY STILL WORKING AT PIMA COUNTY JAIL F* SHAME!!!!
EXACTLY WHY CHRIS NANOS S...