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Podcast: Satan is my Superhero
Episode: Book of Revelation 05- Seven Seals and a Butthole
Description: What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them? In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—just a lonely guy looking for love.Expect savage biblical satire, original comedy sketches, and even some punk rock as we qu...