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Podcast: Small Town Scuttlebutt
Episode: E249: Marrying a 9-Year Old Is Bad, M'kay?
Description: End of Days may be upon us because a pedophile was one "I do" away from tying the knot with a kid at Disney Land Paris. Also, Rick and Evan each have a hall pass for the same super model, which parlays into the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, which segues into unhealthy body image expectations. Time for a donut.