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Podcast: The Otis Advisory
Episode: ZOHAN THE CONQUEROR
Description: Say hello to Zohan the Conqueror, the latest fanboy of the lunatic fringe, now running for mayor of New York City. It’s obvious, Zohan only has a beatnik-level view of what makes the world work, but he’s still planning to run this con on YOU and the coalition of the unhappy next election day. He’s the shiny new locomotive pulling the Hate America First Train into Bankruptcy Station. Zohan the Conqueror (as his mamma calls him) is on board for anyone who’s lost their appetite for work. “Chicks dig me because I burn tires,” said the Zohan. And...