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Podcast: Verbal Diorama
Episode: Pride and Prejudice (1995) (ft. Kim & Alice from Fetch the Smelling Salts)
Description: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person in possession of a birthday must be in want of a celebration. However little known the feelings or views of such a person may be on their first entering into another year of life, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of their surrounding acquaintance, that they are considered as the rightful object of some one or other of their neighbours' party-planning endeavours."My dear friends," began our heroine (for heroine she must be called, being the celebrated birthday personage of our tale), "I find myself...