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Podcast: The Easy Allies Podcast
Episode: Nintendo’s Dumb Patents - Sep 12, 2025
Description: Ep 492 - Nintendo has somehow been awarded patents for some laughably common ideas. Meanwhile, we check out the time-bending horror of Cronos, the new Kirby upgrade, and Adventure of Samsara. And of course, we dig deeper into Silksong now that we've had more time to play.
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00:00 - Intro
13:42 - Nonsensical Nintendo Patents
28:45 - Cronos: The New Dawn Impressions
46:48...