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Podcast: The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
Episode: This Bolivian Marching Powder Quadratic Equation
Description: From dogs illegally registering to vote, to cobras escaping bath tubs in South Dakota, to a cruise ship gambler who thought diving into the ocean was a solid financial plan—the Rizz Show proves the world is stranger (and dumber) than fiction. The crew also breaks down Weird Al bucket lists, deli slicer betrayals, psychedelic hiking fails, and what happens when Rizz tries to cosplay as a "Cops" fugitive to scare his neighbors. Sprinkle in Madonna signing the Deftones 30 years ago, McDonald’s salads as government secrets, and a sports fan ranking that puts Missouri on par with Wyoming (ouch...